I would still be friends with the same people, but they might respect me a little more, and I'd probably be rich so I could buy them lots of things and hire a sexy male entourage who does the wave everytime I wink.
I would have a show where I would go up to other celebrities in a bear costume and scare the bejeezus out of them on camera. Maybe another segment where I convince stupid people that they are dead and just come back as phantoms, but make them pronounce it "fen-thum" because it just sounds even dumber that way. I would do the most rediculous things and film it all!
With all the power that fame brings, I could have an entire army of simpletons who are entertained by cheesy one-liners at my disposal. I could take over something! Maybe a small country, or a Walmart.....I dunno.
Privacy would be an issue, but I'd just get a HUGE fence, a car with tinted windows, some bodyguards that look like Channing Tatum, or better yet I'll just hire him! And some disguises so I could shop and go on dates and normal people stuff. Except I'd be rich, so it would be normal rich people stuff.
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