So, some recent happenings in my life have made me decide that just one thing could make my life much easier. I have realised that being a girl just plain sucks! I’m not saying that I WANT to be a boy; just that my life would be MUCH easier if I was one! Just think about it for a moment, they can pee pretty much wherever and whenever they want to, just unzip and they’re good to go! No poison ivy on your privates from squatting behind a bush.
When they gain weight they look solid, girls just get chubby.
On a hot summer day they can whip their tops off and not have dirty old men whistle at them.
They don’t care about their hair and make-up so they can just sleep in, roll out of bed and grab the shirt they already wore twice which is okay because although girls are expected to smell like vanilla and sunshine every moment of the day, when a dude has a cloud of B.O. around him, well that’s a musky man scent!
Also, girls don’t sweat. EVER. But men, they can drip buckets! Buckets of nothing but hard work and success. Period. Speaking of which....
They don’t have to visit with their annoying aunt every month. And I’m not talking about the one who smells like potpourri and pinches your cheeks.
They can’t get pregnant and experience the joys of morning sickness and the wonders of labour pain.
They can wear a white T-shirt on a rainy day.
They never have to worry about someone stealing their purse, cause guess why?
Nobody expects a guy to be poised and dainty.
Guys can pass gas out either end and possibly raise their social status among friends/teammates.
And diets? Pshh....
Now, I'm a female and proud of it, but maybe this will earn a little more appreciation for us girls! ;)
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